Meet Jeff Knee from Gainesville, the World's Ugliest Maggot

There's this cool thing on NPR in the run-up to President Obama's second inauguration. While browsing I found this bit of "wisdom" from the guy who has to be the most loathsome pimple eating maggot on the face of this planet. OBVIOUSLY he didn't vote for Obama. He's so smarmy, smug and self satisfied, I could almost wish him to experience a day in my life...almost. 

He'd change his tune very quickly. No, someone like him has never suffered. He wouldn't last an hour. He couldn't cope. He was CLEARLY born with a silver spoon up his ass. Too bad someone I know and don't love has already remarried. They'd be PERFECT for each other!



Without further ado, here is the very definition of the ugly American:

• 20 hours ago

Dear Mr. President,

I didn’t vote for you.

How to downsize Washington without harming one citizen:
1). Scrap all poverty-based entitlements, and cut taxes 50%;
2). Put the judicial branch and IRS in charge of mitigating neediness using family courts, penalty fines and surtaxes on the relatives (not the public);
3). Abolish Medicaid, state lotteries and Indian casinos — then renew funding for higher education and cut tuitions 75%;
4). Keep Social Security for retirement only (scrap disability and widowhood perks, see above);
5). Reform health insurance and abolish employer pools— replace monthly premiums with post-care billing and payments on a sliding scale based on extended family poverty/wealth level (enforced by IRS and state family courts);
6). Watch people suddenly be more aware of their health and reproduction habits. Smart people will no longer be out-numbered by stupid people, and democracy will be saved.
7). Put the needy in healthcare in the charge of university medical centers, their clinics and med students in return for free med school tuition.
8). Scrap Medicare and replace with sliding scale billing and payments, post-care, including on estates of deceased. In return, cut taxes on entire med industry down to 0%, requiring they organize a system they deem most effective.
9). Half the Pentagon budget should be underwritten by our wealthy foreign allies, who compete with us in global trade while we protect them. Put Pentagon formally in charge of world peace and emergency aid, and kick out the U.N. from our shores;
10). Get politics out of our personal lives and start paying off the $16 trillion public debt, today!

Signed,
Jeff Knee from Gainesville, Fla.